40 W. 23rd St.
(b/t 5th and 6th Aves.)
New York, NY 10010
212.929.9571

Dear Home Depot Management:

Would you please consider constructing a bar within your 23rd Street location in Manhattan? Every time we shop for paint, tools, or hardware, we are as amazed by the selection of highly attractive men as we are by the vast array of merchandise. We think that it would be extremely beneficial for your business if your customers could socialize about power tools and paint mixing over Screwdrivers–like the orange juice and vodka kind. We’re just saying…

Warmest Regards,
The Urbanista Editors

PS, we love the prices on your shelving, bookcases, and lighting, and think that you have a great assortment of decorative knobs that can quickly spruce-up a cheap dresser or nightstand. Additionally, we’ve found that your showerheads really make a difference in the mornings.

The Home Depot is filed under House: Decor (Paint), House: Upkeep (Tools), and House: Upkeep (Tools and Hardware), and House: Decor (Lighting).